Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
There's Something About Mimi
There’s Something About MiMi
Words Paul Johnson Jr./ Protraits Chris Fox
As she gets dressed, or undressed rather, she’s pulling out all different kinds of ideas: “Yo P, maybe we can do this with that? Or that—with this? Or maybe you can put me on top of this, leaning over this way…” I then begin to question our own expertise. Our idea was to get her on a plain backdrop and offset it with the colors of her outfit, not to mention, her body period. Blah, blah, blah… the pre-game plans always tend to fade at the start of tip-off.
We normally stick to our agendas and go through with the game plans no matter whom the model is. Clearly, she doesn’t know us too well. We’re like, “MiMi, you’re gonna sit this way and do that!” She, however, had other thoughts. Clearly, we didn’t know her too well either.
Manuela Middleton, a Queensboro Community College graduate stands 5-foot 3, with STOOOOPIT measurements of 34C-28-40! She’s bangin’ like Lil’ Kim in 98. So for the remainder of the shoot, all we did was snap the photos. We let her make her own magic. Every so often I’d chime in with a pose or two and she’d look at me and say—“We did that already…” So now I guess I have to wait for her to say when it’s okay for me to punch out.
Can't Stop WON'T Stop!
Words Paul Johnson// Portraits MiniPeople
If you’re reading this and don’t realize who the Get Wet Team exactly is, you’ve been living under a rock your whole college career. Maybe you decided to make a vow that you would never attend a college party or concert in the whole tri-state. Or maybe you decided to boycott the hottest promotion team in New York and party with those other guys. Those other guys being teams who can’t bring you Trey Songz, T-Pain, Flo Rida and so on. Or maybe, you’re dead and aren’t reading this anyway.
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Sunday, May 4, 2008
I Love This Game
By Paul Johnson Jr.
So here it goes… Jay-Z is the Michael Jordan of hip-hop and Weezy is the Skip to my Lou of rap. Are you ready to cuss me out yet? Mike was drafted in ’84, Jay in ’96. Skip was a lonely twelve-year-old out of
Mike started killing right away, wasted no time. He won scoring titles, defensive first-team awards, took his team to the playoffs but didn’t win the chip until ’91 where he took out Isiah and Magic; Bird as well. For him to be number one, he had to beat these guys. As he was hitting his peak, the greats were leaving so he—till this day—feels sort of empty; gypped out of his crown. Almost as if he didn’t earn it. But as any great will, he feels like there could have been something he wishes he could’ve done different; could’ve done better. The fact remains; he is, was and always will be the best. He will always be The G.O.A.T. Air Jordan sits comfortably on six championship rings, five MVPs, ten first-team all NBA selections, six Finals MVPs, nine NBA all-defensive first-team awards, ten scoring titles, the NBA’s all-time leading scorer… must we go on?
Jay-Z, Sean Carter, ‘Hova, sits on your coffee table with his first album, a hip-hop classic: Reasonable Doubt. Everybody from
You may read this and say, “How could Biggie not be the Mike Jordan of rap?” Simply put, he wasn’t around long enough. It wasn’t his fault but he just wasn’t. Would Pee Wee Kirkland have been better than
And 1 released a mix tape with who some consider the greatest street ball legend ever, Rafer “Skip to My Lou” Alston. From I.S. 8 to
There’s no doubt Lil’
We do have to give him love for his studio addiction though. I mean, this guy is doing reggae joints with Sizzla, R & B joints with Mario and hip-hop joints with Mary J Blige, [my nigga]! His swag has officially styled on y’all. While a white-tee trooper; the diamonds, unlimited, rare denim collection, dreads and white Styrofoam cup completes his ensemble and makes him untouchable when it comes to his fashion savvy. So the image is there, his rep’ is built but he has to hit hard and heavy with this Carter III album to officially step out of Jigga’s shadow as Skip has to win a ring in Houston, not in Harlem.
What’s good everyone!
NY has been going crazy (more than usual) over the last few weeks… among our normal grab-bag of headlines this one reins supreme:
By day, he ran NY as the Governor…. By night he made it rain in YOUR favorite city... Elliott Spitzer is: CLIENT-9!!!
So our NY Gov has resigned amidst his getting bagged in a prostitution ring…. Here’s some of the crazy things about that…
1) $80,000+ in prostitution fees – I’m sorry, but that’s a
2) So now they refer to him as Client-9(tee shirts coming soon!!), I’m wondering if there are any more high profile dudes who were clients 1-8? Right now anyone who hired “escorts” from the Emperor Club must be SHOOK!!
3) So now Lt Gov Patterson (A Hofstra Law Grad) will be the new governor and will become NY’s first Black mayor and the first blind mayor in the history of the USA! It’s good to see amongst the scandal there is history of a different kind being made.
4) It’s crazy how the main crime that Spitzer has led an attack on his entire career, (Prostitution) led to his downfall. He got caught on Federal wire taps, and all that. You live by the sword….you Die by the Sword.
I think this is another example of how people in positions of power are just as human as you and I. They lie, cheat, and steal just like the rest of us common folk. Their true test of character is whether they could uphold the moral standards positions such as Governor, President, Judge, Cop, etc demand. A lot of them can, but there are good politicians, judges, etc out there... in my opinion they are just too few and far between… I’m just curious as to someone like Spitzer whose so smart… can be so STUPID!! Some theories include narcissism, thrill seeking, and a sense that he was above the law. When people attain positions of power, it can get to ones head. That’s why I’m not surprised, or really offended. I’ve stop expecting great moral character from elected officials. There’s only one person whose rekindled my faith, and Barack, I hope you don’t let us down.
PEACE
Streetz
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1. A corseted waist - Waistlines are all the rage this spring, so start your side bends and sit-ups.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Drink of the Month Presents: 151 Reasons to Love
Drink of the Month Presents: 151 Reasons to Love
Since this is the "month of love", ya'll know I got to pay tribute
to Valentines Day and all of it's victims of Cupids arrow. Using
the word "victims" makes it sound like I'm saying love is a bad
thing. But is it?
How many of ya'll can honestly say that you've been touched
by true love? (DISCLAIMER: Do not read that part out loud if
your loved one is right next to you. University Hustle is not held
liable for any beat downs caused by reading this magazine. Next
time read the fine print.)
Cause lets face it. As good as love is, we've all done some real
dumb shit in the name of love; Pardon my French. (Sorry,
French People) Like traveling all the way to the boondocks to
see that person without a clue of where you're going (shout out to
RIVERHEAD!), OR blowing all your hard earned cash on that
special someone for their birthday and they end up breaking up
with you the day after. Or start some Facebook wall beef cause
you didn't like a comment that someone posted on your boo's wall.
A wise man once told me two things which I'll never forget. One:
never swallow water in the kiddy pool. And two: you know you're
truly in love if you can give 151 reasons.
Ok, I'm not going to front. I read it in a fortune cookie once. But
nevertheless, there is some truth to it. So this University Hustle writer
is going to be the first to put his head on the chopping block and tell
ya'll about my true love...in poem form (yea, I'm cultured). *Ahem
(clearing throat)...and I read:
Whenever you go down, you light my soul on fire
Our personal time together is called Happy Hour, and
some of that is what I desire.
You constantly stay wet, without my touch
Remember the first time we met at the bar? Damn, you
didn’t say much
You’re so small and petite; I could fit you in one hand
I don’t know if you white or black, but whatever you
are I love that golden brown tan.
To finish this poem, I need a word that rhymes with month
‘Cuz my true love isn't a person, it's "151 reasons" the
new drink of the month
If you would like to make your own "151 Reasons", here's
how you do it:
3/4 oz 151 proof rum
2 oz orange juice
2 oz 7-Up® soda
3/4 oz lemonade
This drink is like a retarded midget, small and strong (no offense
to all the strong midgets out there). So make sure before you
drink this drink, you:
(A): know what you're doing and
(2): sign the death waiver or else you'll have 151 problems, and a
drink ain’t one!!
These are the words of a certified alcoholic...
Carl Samuels
Kris Crossed
So Kristina hit me up over the phone and we kicked it for a minute because if you remember, she used to write for us; then she hit me with it, “yo P, when I’ma be in Attention Please?” I ain’t a hater so I was like, “whenever. Just let me know…” So she goes on to tell me how her booty is fourty-seven inches and things and I told her she was lying. She goes, “let’s make a bet!” So of course being the good sport that I am, I made the bet. We put a drink on it. I told her if she was wrong, she owes me a Long Island Iced Tea; and if I were wrong, vice versa. So here comes the photo shoot and she brings the tape measure. Stephanie, her close friend, tells me I’m a retard for betting but I really didn’t believe. Steph wraps the tape around her and well, let’s just say I still owe her a drink. I hate being wrong.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
GANGFEST
I crossed in the spring semester of 2004 (Shout out to all my Sands…). Since then I haven’t missed Greek Fest, whether it was
“Oh what’s up Frat? What chapter you from?”
“Frat? You mean that Alpha Beta Beta shit?”
“Oh you not a Nupe? My bad, the red tee threw me off…”
“Unless Nupe mean Blood in Swahili, this is BLOOD, NIGGA!”
I bounced. I figured I’m a loooooooong way from
I ain’t even gonna front, I saw Suede from afar and he threw up my Frat signal, the Yo. I just gave him a head nod like, “What’s good Frat?” Shit, I wasn’t throwing up my Yo for it to be mistaken as a Blood sign… shit, those two are too close. Walking over, I noticed my Frat was the only team of Steppers. It’s kind of weird because there were several Hip-Hop acts, C-Walkers, B-Hoppers, singers, guns, weed, alcohol… You name it, it was in the building. Well, not the Greeks of course. I don’t know about you but I want to see a change. Who is going to bring Greek back to Summer New York? Compared to Philly’s Greek Fest—which seems to be spiraling as well—we ain’t shit. Am I the only one mad?
-Paul Johnson Jr.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Another Black Man Shot Down: HE WAS AN OFFICER FOR HEAVEN's SAKE!
WAKE UP!
Black Officer Shot: I guess it doesn’t Matter Which Side of the Badge you’re on.
Here we go again. Attached is a letter I found written to our illustrious police department; “Attention: Black Policemen.”
To my niggas:
White cops always fuckin’ widdus around my way. Er’time I wanna chill in front the spot, cops be harassing us n’ shit. “You niggas can’t sit in front the store.” “Let me see yo’ hands.” “Did you hear those gunshots?” Man, I ain’t heard shit. Why they always fuckin widdus?
I think I know why, though. It’s ‘cuz we Black. White man never wanna see us do good. Even when we doin’ good, they look for reasons to shoot at us. My mans-n-them Sean, they shot him and he wasn’t even doin shit. Homie was bout to get married the next day n’ shit. Shot. Cold.
But yo, check this out; we gotta infiltrate this system. Yeah mufucka, infiltrate. I know what dat shit mean. Like on some, Mission Impossible shit. Hop out a plane, in a garbage-man suit, pose as a white man and be a cop. Little do they know, they lettin’ in a real nigga!
See, they won’t fuck wit a nigga if they know he a Cop too. That blue means more than us being black. Haha, not, the Crips mah nigga. Shit, they niggas too. The badge I’m talking about.
So yo, I ain’t gonna keep you. I just wanted to let y’all know that I know how to avoid the racism and shit. Cops don’t kill other cops.
Peace yo,
One Love
(PS- This is an old letter…)
On Friday, Christopher Ridley, an off-duty police officer was shot to death by other police officers. He was driving by and saw a fight in the middle of a
He stepped in to break up the fight and was knocked to the ground. His gun was dislodged from the waistband in which the firearm was tucked. After breaking up the altercation, he was surrounded by policemen. Still dazed from the fight, he was ordered to put the weapon down. The homeless couple, interviewed by The New York Times says, “Ridley was still pretty dazed and confused so hearing the orders was unlikely.”
What happens next? BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!! Six cops emptied shots into one of our African-American Police Officers. Reverend Al Al Sharpton says the cops now call it “a friendly fire…” A friendly-fucking-fire?!?? Why does this NEVER happen to white officers? Shit, to white people period!
Why are there never any white Abner Louima cases? White Rodney King cases? White Sean Bell cases? Where are those cops that shot these people? That sodomized our African-American men? I guess the same thing that happened to those that organized the slave ships; Stole Native customs and traditions; Orchestrated the build of this country on our backs, literally… They give them holidays.
Wake up, people. Wake up.
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
Present Day Marvin Gaye: The Love is Real
Words- Kenji Summers
Not since D’Angelo’s Voodoo album has a soul artist had such anticipation for their debut follow up album. Raheem Devaughn has captivated audiences around the
Hometown Hero
Raheem is a native of
Show Stopper
If you have never been to a Raheem Devaughn concert you are missing out on a high energy masterpiece of artistic expression. Each show is loaded with a mixture of Raheem's music catalog, an amazing band, legendary soul hits, live paintings, talented background singers, and a beautiful interactive crowd. Critics have stated that Raheem’s shows leave event goers in a ‘gimme more’ state of mind. The visual creator for Raheem Devaughn, Deemont Peekaso paints the vibes on stage to canvas, which are auctioned off following each performance. The background singers Steve Smith and Bilal Salaam, the latter who is in group, the Crossrhodes with Raheem Devaughn and DMV notable W. Ellington Felton bring contrasting singing styles that blend well with Raheem’s vocals. Raheem’s band, the Loveaholics, complement his style and add a musicality to each show and performance. In addition, Raheem interacts with his crowd and fellow performing artists on a higher level than current R&B and soul stars, he creates an experience that fans and peers alike will remember for a life time. Raheem points out, “I wanna give you your money’s worth...I genuinely enjoy performing and getting on stage…It’s the ultimate high for me…A lot of times a show is not the same, and a lot of things that go down at that moment are improvisational.” The passion Raheem brings as a performer is a breath of fresh air, and with every performance, it is hand crafted to ensure that each member of the crowd fully enjoys the time they sacrificed to take part in the Raheem Devaughn experience.
Love Behind the Melody
Love Behind the Melody features guests such as Floetry and Big Boi of Outkast, however like The Love Experience; Raheem is the star of his own album and commands the listener’s undivided attention from start to finish. Love Behind the Melody’s first single “Woman” is a tribute to all women, similar to “You” off of The Love Experience. The track has been heating up radio stations nationwide and getting tremendous attention in the DMV area. Noting the subject matter of “Woman” a perfect song for limited edition release would be a duet with Angie Stone, who penned the song “Brotha,” a tribute track for all the good men in the world (just a thought *wink).
Love Behind the Melody is 17 songs deep with an array of contemporary R&B hits, mellow down tempo neo-soul, and classic soul ballads. Stand out tracks are “Customer” a metaphorical song that has Raheem singing from the point of view of a love waiter. Think R.Kelly “Ignition” or Trey Songz “Grub On.” A crowd favorite of the ladies is “Marathon” a song where Raheem goes into depth about how when he gets a break from work he enjoys a length session of romance, the track may also be blamed for some unexpected child births in late 2008. But not all the tracks are geared strictly towards women, brothers can enjoy the perspective that Raheem employs on tracks such as “Cocaine Dreams," which has an old school Curtis Mayfield vibe to it. In addition the upbeat "Energy" will keep brothers moving and grooving with their ladies because of the song’s funky bass and catchy lyrics. Each track on the album has a unique value to it and will be enjoyed for its timeless feel. Raheem has crafted a remarkable second album which will be well received by his diehard fans as well as those who will give him a try after reading this article. So until the Love Behind the Melody can reach you, let the Love Experience keep you warm through these winter months.
Drink of the Month!
Drink of the Month: GANG RELATED
Who’s the best male black actor to hit the movie screens? I have five answers for you…DENZEL, DENZEL, DENZEL, DENZEL, and DENZEL!! His performance in the recently released box office hit “American Gangster” was BANGing (no pun intended). Even though it wasn’t his or the movie producers’ intention they made gang banging, making easy money, and the fast life look about exciting as a nudist pajama party at the playboy mansion. Ok, maybe I’m embellishing a little bit, but if you seen the movie you get my point. Unfortunately, not all of us are fit for the gang banging route. Sorry to burst bubbles. But if you still got a night light in your room, maybe the gangster life isn’t for you. If you’re upset on the bursar line cause your financial aid and TAP ain’t go through, maybe the gangster life isn’t for you. If the biggest problem in your neighborhood is litter, maybe the gangster life isn’t for you. If you call where you live at your neighborhood and not your hood, maybe just maybe….the gangster life isn’t for you. You see where I’m going with this? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not an advocator for the gangster life, I’m just trying to put things in perspective. However, don’t despair ‘cause help is on the way. For those of you that want a TASTE of the gangster life here’s what you do: Get yourself a Gang Related, one of the newest drinks to hit the STREETS. Drink two of these and I promise you’ll wake up in a chalk outline the next morning with your picture on a milk carton. Now, I ain’t no snitch but here’s how you make one:
2 oz of Alize Red Passion
2 oz of Hpnotiq
2 oz of Hennessy
What you do is pour all 3 ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice. For the best taste, you add the Henny first, then you pour the Alize and Hpnotiq. Stir it up, and call the police. I highly recommend this drink. It will make you miss your stop on the train and wake up in a whole different borough.
These are the words of a certified alcoholic…
Yours truly,
Carl Samuels
DJ SPYNFO IS READY!
Words Tewauna Shante
A big conglomerate is what we can call him. Some DJ’s are just nice on the reggae tip. Some are nice on just a Hip-Hop tip. When you have a DJ that can play Fall Out Boy in a Hofstra
UH- We’re gonna start this off kinda like the movie; When did you fall in love with Hip Hop?
DJ Spynfo- I was surrounded by a lot of different genres of music. I was brought up here, my father is from
UH- When did you start DJ’ing?
DJ- Basically my last year in high school I bought turn tables but never used them. I really began in about 2000 at
UH- So let me ask you this, when did it really start to escalate for you? When did people really begin to know who DJ Spynfo was?
DJ- I started to build a name for myself in 2001, but in 2002 I started DJ’ing at a place in Queens called
UH- I want you to speak on two relationships: One, DJ Spider, two, Suede. How did that happen?
DJ- Spider is somebody I will always look up to. He’s been in the game for a minute. I wouldn’t say I model myself after him but I definitely learned a lot from him. He was always there to give me support and be like, “Spyn, you gotta think. You gotta pay attention because there are a lot of snakes in the business.” He was always there to give good advice like what I should and shouldn’t do. He’s definitely a great DJ. I had been rockin’ with him for a minute. That’s my brother right there. Basically my brother from another mother right there. He’s definitely talented and I definitely stole some things—
UH- Hey listen, a wise man once told me “Any good idea is worth stealing.”
DJ- Yeah, yeah.
We DJ’d for the first time together really in a lounge called Destiny Lounge. We’ve done it together before but that was the first time we really noticed we had chemistry together. He would be like “Damn you nice on the mic!” I would be like, “Damn, you nice on the boards!” After a year of that, we came up with the name College Club Kings. I actually came up with the name
UH- He was a Sigma, I believe…
DJ- Yeah. I didn’t think there was anything wrong with the way he DJ’d, I just felt like he could have used a little more energy. At Roseland, it was hot and I felt he wasn’t playing the right songs at the right times. And I didn’t know Suede from a hole in the wall. I basically stole his number! I called a producer that was on the flyer. This is hustle right here; this is grinding: I called up a number that I saw on the flyer and I was like, “yeah this is Spynfo,”—making believe I was somebody already—“I lost Suede’s cell number. Do you have it?” I got it and called Suede out the blue like I had been doing this for a while. I been holding down
UH- What is your ultimate goal as for being a DJ?
DJ- I guess my own radio show. I can see myself fitting in somewhere like Power 105, or Hot 97. I know it’s going to take a little while but I’m patient. I mean, I’m rewriting my bio every week and I’m pushing towards it. I’ve got a press kit and everything. I’m taking a whole new angle. My website: DJSpynfo.net. Make sure you put that in there.
UH- What would you tell someone that is probably in high school right now wanting to make the same moves and leave the same trail in becoming a world known DJ?
DJ- Surround yourself with good people, keep your vision clear and if it don’t make money, it don’t make sense.