F-LISTED: NEW MEGAN FOX JOINT

So you went out and saw Transformers 2: Fievel Goes West this weekend and now you have post-Transformers depression. You feel sad, yet you feel guilty for feeling sad, and this only makes you sadder because you know that it could be full months before you can view Megan Fox in a movie again and you sort of just wish they invented something like the Nintendo Virtual Boy that you could put in front of your eyes except it would just show the image of Megan Fox. (That may actually be what the future of the internet looks like. Just a picture of Megan Fox – or the future equivalent – you can wear on your face.)

Fret not, though. Jennifer’s Body will be in theaters before you know it; why, they’re already releasing trailers of it on the internet! It’s like a sexy campy cheerleader horror movie, but with a twist…

The twist is that it has a lot of Megan Fox in it. The idea is basically that Megan Fox is a mean demon who sort of does that horror-film leer at people where she makes her eyes really sinister and demonic looking. Then she murders them, but in a sexually exciting way. Actual line of dialogue: “I thought you only murder boys!” ”I go both ways.”