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Drink of the Week presents "The Drinking Game: BLOW ME"

We're fully aware that it's Spring Break season so instead of just giving you another drink recipe, we've decided to give you a drinking game since you're probaby going to drink everything under the sun anyway!

Instructions:
1. To start Blow Me, take a deck of cards and stack them on top of a bottle (beer, vodka, whatever..).

2. Each person then tries to blow the cards off the deck.

3. If they can blow one card off than everyone drinks, if they blow more than one off nothing happens, BUT when somebody blows the whole deck of cards off the bottle they must drink the entire time while everyone sings the following tune:

*We will use the name Julie as as example...

"Oh here's to sister (when its a guy you say brother) Julie, sister Julie, sister Julie, oh here's to sister Julie who's with us tonight. She eats it, she beats it, she even mistreats it, so drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker, drink mother f*cker drink!"

...and the crowd can sing as fast or as slow as they would like.

Requirements:
1 bottle
1 deck of cards
4+ players

Schrute Space

I dont know if I'm the only one in College who this the NBC sitcom, "The Office" is funny as shit but I actually follow the website as well. Here's a clip of Dwight Schrute's "Schrute Space" diary. Check the website for the rest...

"The time of the year where everyone whines about getting sick is finally coming to a close. Some refer to it as "flu season," I call it "scheming industry out of a free day away from work season." Although I know my name for it is not as catchy, it is much more accurate. I find it disgraceful when people take sick days on the company dime due to their illnesses. Corporate America will be relieved to know that I have a plan to tackle this abomination."

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/dwights-blog/

KING's last issue via GossipOnThis.com

King Magazine is going out with a bang. A big bang. A big booty bang! The beautiful woman you see above with the nice ASSets … is unfortunately taken, fellas. That’s Joe Budden’s wife, Tahiry, and she is featured on the May 2009 issue of King Magazine, which marks the very last issue for “the illest men’s magazine ever.” And according to Rap Radar (where we jacked the image from), this is issue 1 of 2 … Keyshia Cole will be on the other one. They both hit stands on April 21st.