Drink of the Month!

Drink of the Month: GANG RELATED

Who’s the best male black actor to hit the movie screens? I have five answers for you…DENZEL, DENZEL, DENZEL, DENZEL, and DENZEL!! His performance in the recently released box office hit “American Gangster” was BANGing (no pun intended). Even though it wasn’t his or the movie producers’ intention they made gang banging, making easy money, and the fast life look about exciting as a nudist pajama party at the playboy mansion. Ok, maybe I’m embellishing a little bit, but if you seen the movie you get my point. Unfortunately, not all of us are fit for the gang banging route. Sorry to burst bubbles. But if you still got a night light in your room, maybe the gangster life isn’t for you. If you’re upset on the bursar line cause your financial aid and TAP ain’t go through, maybe the gangster life isn’t for you. If the biggest problem in your neighborhood is litter, maybe the gangster life isn’t for you. If you call where you live at your neighborhood and not your hood, maybe just maybe….the gangster life isn’t for you. You see where I’m going with this? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not an advocator for the gangster life, I’m just trying to put things in perspective. However, don’t despair ‘cause help is on the way. For those of you that want a TASTE of the gangster life here’s what you do: Get yourself a Gang Related, one of the newest drinks to hit the STREETS. Drink two of these and I promise you’ll wake up in a chalk outline the next morning with your picture on a milk carton. Now, I ain’t no snitch but here’s how you make one:

2 oz of Alize Red Passion

2 oz of Hpnotiq

2 oz of Hennessy

What you do is pour all 3 ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice. For the best taste, you add the Henny first, then you pour the Alize and Hpnotiq. Stir it up, and call the police. I highly recommend this drink. It will make you miss your stop on the train and wake up in a whole different borough.

These are the words of a certified alcoholic…

Yours truly,

Carl Samuels